Helen Bauer is basic, well, basic-plus, because she is aware of it. 2019’s Best Newcomer nominee has announced her first UK tour starting on Wednesday 28th September at the Edinburgh Stand culminating with five nights at London’s Soho Theatre from Tuesday1st – Saturday 5th November. This follows a month long run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival’s Pleasance Courtyard.  

Her new show, ‘Madam Good Tit’, is about self-confidence, self-esteem and self-care.  After the sell-out success of her debut hour, ‘Little Miss Baby Angel Face’, at the Fringe and a prestigious Soho Theatre run that followed, the past year has seen Helen’s star truly risen with laugh out loud appearances on Live at The Apollo (BBC 2) and The Stand-Up Sketch Show (ITV2).  

This comedy powerhouse also had her own BBC Three show, ‘Small Doses’, released at the end of March on BBCiPlayer, made by the producers of ‘Feel Good’. Helen also co-hosts two critically acclaimed hit podcasts: ‘Trusty Hogs’ with Catherine Bohart and ‘Daddy Look At Me’ with Rosie Jones. 

Taking care of yourself has never been more ‘in’. Inspirational quotes and facemasks are a big industryand, like all her friends, Helen is trying to ‘be the change she wants to see’. However, like everything else, self-care is a money-making business filled with influencers that get you when you are down and you are truly stuck. Helen has lost so many hours watching ‘Yoga With Adrienne’ instead of going out for a walk…   

She grew up watching the ‘damaging’ reality diet TV shows that ran the noughties. But was it really worse than what is supposed to help us now? In 2002 a famous cereal advertised to young girls that they needed to stop having lunch and just have another bowl of cereal. Helen Bauer was 11 and living in Fleet, Hampshire, and her friends also fell into the same trap of addictively watching these shows. Body image issues will never end. Our mothers, our grandmothers – it’s a wonderful tradition passed through generations ‘Here darling, you have my eyes and my unhealthy relationship with food.’ Just like two peas in a pod. 

Self-care, like anything to do with ‘self’, isn’t about how you feel, it’s about how other people feel about you, their perceptions affect your brain. Now we are living with COVID, who is watching out for others? Who looks after No.1? Statistically, men survive because they save themselves, where women hold back to help and gather things. We will gather anything apart from the self-esteem to save ourselves.   

After a childhood spent in museums riding the earthquake simulators and going into museum trench and blitz experiences, Helen believes she can take on these challenges with no real-world training. Helen explores her own self-esteem and experiences with secret eating, reality tv shows and, of course, her mother being thinner than her.  

AUGUST 

Wed 3rd – Sun 28th       EDINBURGH FRINGE – Pleasance Courtyard Bunker Two 

SEPTEMBER 

Wed 28th                       EDINBURGH – The Stand 

Thurs 29th                     GLASGOW – The Stand 

Fri 30th                         ABERYSTWYTH Comedy Festival – Arad Goch 

OCTOBER 

Wed 5th                         MAIDENHEAD – Norden Farm Centre For The Arts 

Thurs 6th                       NORWICH – Voodoo Daddy’s 

Sat 8th                          BRISTOL – Tobacco Factory Theatres 

Sun 9th                          MANCHESTER – Frog & Bucket 

Wed 12th                       BIRMINGHAM – Glee Club 

Thurs 13th                     SHREWSBURY – Henry Tudor House 

Fri 14th                          BRIGHTON – Komedia 

Sat 15th                         CAMBRIDGE – Junction 

Wed 19th                       NOTTINGHAM – Glee Club 

Thurs 20th                     OXFORD – Glee Club 

Fri 21st                          LEEDS – Hyde Park Book Club 

Sat 22nd                        YORK – Theatre@41 

Wed 26th                       LEICESTER – Firebug 

Thu 27th                        NEWCASTLE – The Stand                               

NOVEMBER  

Tues 1st – Sat 5th          LONDON – Soho Theatre   

For more info on tickets head to www.helenbauer.co.ukhelen bauer

 

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